Omg, I love this so much! The brotherly banter is awesome. Break a leg indeed. You just know, there is a story to this. I love that Newt shed is coat because without it he looks delicious...and deceptively slender. I grinned when he said he'd only use the Swooping Evil if there was more than one opponent. And immediately backtracked in mind because Theseus would be evil and do this to him.

No worries about when you get time for the next chapter. I'm very Happyend that the story is written at all. Thank you!