Imagine Newt being a magical creature consultant for MACUSA. Newt and Percival work together on cases while also going through the getting-to-know-you phase of their budding and relatively new relationship. A lead in a case, involving magical creatures obviously, leads them to a gentlemen's club. In order to get an in, Newt volunteers to infiltrate the place as an exotic dancer. Percival doesn't believe that Newt can pull it off, so he tries to dissuade him, but of course it somehow ends up that Newt is the one that HAS to go in because reasons. Imagine Percival's and the other aurors' surprise when they discover that Newt can pole dance and that he can dance VERY well!

Bonus: 1) Newt dancing to D4L's "Laffy Taffy"
2) Tina, Queenie, and Jacob's reacions