Someone wrote in [personal profile] fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme 2017-03-21 12:27 pm (UTC)

Newt can't duel

Post-movie, Newt is now a consultant at the MACUSA and a duelling competition is announced. Everyone wants the magizoologist on their team. After all, Newt can hold his own for an impressive amount of time against a wizard as powerful as Grindelwald, is incredibly adaptable and in a real world situation, can wipe the floor with just about everyone.

Except Newt tries desperately to get out of the entire thing, claiming that he can't duel. No one takes him seriously until the event happens and it is cringe-inducing to watch.

Wizarding duels are highly formal events that take place face to face on a raised platform so that your movements are limited and there are all sorts of unspoken rules about what is and is not acceptable. Basically, every weak spot Newt has is encapsulated in a formal duel. He just can't do it.

Everyone's very confused until someone points out that they've definitely never bowed at someone they're trying to arrest.

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