"Where on earth did you learn to do that with your tongue? I thought you were a virgin!"

"And whatever gave you that idea?"

"The... Unicorns?"

"Ah. Them. Completely true if you believe the lore, but that doesn't apply to me. Don't mind Peggy. I'd rescued her from a breeding mill. She's just fond of me. Now, can I get back to doing that thing with my tongue or are we going to debate my virginity all night? I'm sure I have a few more tricks up my sleeve."