Forgive me if I've confused Modesty and Chastity's names. I'm always getting them confused (the movie was graet but seriously, character introductions and less muttering next time, please, WBs!). I mean the adult one.

Mary Lou Barebone's eldest daughter meets a mysterious, charming, socially awkward man and thinks she's found Mr. Right.

Unfortunely, "Mr Right" turns out to be a wizard.