It doesn't matter to me (I would ADORE it being actually J/N but not needed) if they are actually dating... the animals all ship it.
They try to drag them together. Douse them with attraction pheremones.
Many are convinced that Jacob must be the right (female) mate for Newt, as smell how sweet his pheremones are and how dark his plumage. So plump- Newt should have tons of strong babies- and look! Such a well fed and capable mate and offspring carrier! Etc Etc Etc
(actual mpreg not necessary but in animal terms it makes total sense)
The animals are unimpressed with Tina. So skinny. Where did your nice mate who was delighted with us and smelled of matching pheremones go?
The animals do all sorts of crazy things, especially if Jacob's pastries keep coming in, and Newt tends to actually eat them. ("Plumping up for nesting! YES! Finally! BABY NEWTS! See, told you, the nice round mate is off in an outside nest" style chatter between animals.)
Maybe the animals go drag Jacob back into the suitcase?
ANYWAYS: Things I desperately need- The animals ship Jacob/Newt. The animals do awkward or funny things trying to get them together.
Things I would like as bonuses: Jacob and chunky appreciation. Fatspo please! Jacob being wide eyed and giggling as the animals herd him. Jacob/Newt actually happening and not just in the animal's brains.
If you want to shoot the moon: Mpreg or Omega Jacob and the Animals weren't totally mad. Kidfic epilogue or something.
The animals ship Jacob/Newt
They try to drag them together. Douse them with attraction pheremones.
Many are convinced that Jacob must be the right (female) mate for Newt, as smell how sweet his pheremones are and how dark his plumage. So plump- Newt should have tons of strong babies- and look! Such a well fed and capable mate and offspring carrier! Etc Etc Etc
(actual mpreg not necessary but in animal terms it makes total sense)
The animals are unimpressed with Tina. So skinny. Where did your nice mate who was delighted with us and smelled of matching pheremones go?
The animals do all sorts of crazy things, especially if Jacob's pastries keep coming in, and Newt tends to actually eat them. ("Plumping up for nesting! YES! Finally! BABY NEWTS! See, told you, the nice round mate is off in an outside nest" style chatter between animals.)
Maybe the animals go drag Jacob back into the suitcase?
ANYWAYS:
Things I desperately need-
The animals ship Jacob/Newt.
The animals do awkward or funny things trying to get them together.
Things I would like as bonuses:
Jacob and chunky appreciation. Fatspo please!
Jacob being wide eyed and giggling as the animals herd him.
Jacob/Newt actually happening and not just in the animal's brains.
If you want to shoot the moon:
Mpreg or Omega Jacob and the Animals weren't totally mad.
Kidfic epilogue or something.