So, we can all agree that Ezra Miller is a precious wee twink of surpassing fuckability, yes?
But, dear God, the haircut. The haircut. Credence's haircut is pointedly, BRUTALLY ugly. It screams "punishment".
Which leads me to think - what if Credence USED to look like the gif above? And, inevitably, it led to him being hit on by, well, EVERYONE, basically - and Mary Lou found him making out with some guy (oh God - MAYBE THE PRIEST? Or maybe it was a muscle-bound lad a couple of years older, all sweetly fumbling and urgent and consensual? Or maybe he was assaulted?) Whatever - Mary Lou totally lost her shit, held him to blame, beat him to within an inch of his life and hacked his pretty pretty hair into this wretchedly ugly crop.
Credence, haircutting
So, we can all agree that Ezra Miller is a precious wee twink of surpassing fuckability, yes?
But, dear God, the haircut. The haircut. Credence's haircut is pointedly, BRUTALLY ugly. It screams "punishment".
Which leads me to think - what if Credence USED to look like the gif above? And, inevitably, it led to him being hit on by, well, EVERYONE, basically - and Mary Lou found him making out with some guy (oh God - MAYBE THE PRIEST? Or maybe it was a muscle-bound lad a couple of years older, all sweetly fumbling and urgent and consensual? Or maybe he was assaulted?) Whatever - Mary Lou totally lost her shit, held him to blame, beat him to within an inch of his life and hacked his pretty pretty hair into this wretchedly ugly crop.