fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme | Prompt Post #2

ROUND 2

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I randomly imagined Newt getting so utterly wasted that he can't even figure out how to get into his own suitcase and ends up staring at it crying because he thinks his animals'll starve to death.

Or hammered!Newt trying to feed his animals and ending up putting the wrong food in the wrong enclosures etc

Just... Anything with Newt getting so smashed he can't function properly

Oh god, that first one is so CUTE. I'm sorry but Newt TOTALLY WOULD.

Awwww, very much thirded.

The MACUSA ball was going surprisingly well. Newt was not the most social of creatures - he was sat in his corner with a notebook, and Percival couldn't shake the concern that he was making notes about wizard mating rituals. But the case was safely at his feet, and he had joined both Percival and Tina for a couple of dances.

Percival was dancing with Seraphina at the moment, moving with her easily while Newt took a breather. She was a glamorous, beautiful woman who had learned to dance from an early age. The two of them always shared a dance at balls like this, so Percival was used to her movements, the way she swayed. He felt her tense under his hands and glanced at her, already working out an action plan for if they were under attack. Grindelwald had sent a threat, but MACUSA always said they didn't negotiate with terrorists so the ball wasn’t cancelled.

She leaned in, and whispered against his ear.
"Something's wrong with Newt."

Percival frowned, but spun them both so that he could see where Newt was sat. He had his case on his lap, open - which was a horror in itself, he wasn't meant to open the case unless he knew for a fact that he was somewhere safe - and was staring at it with damp eyes.

Percival dropped away from Seraphina, bowing his head, and walked over to Newt. As he approached, he was startled to see Newt start crying - not delicately, but with huge sobs of pain that shook him.

"Newt?" He asked, looking around the room, then concentrating and mentally shouting 'Goldstein!'. It worked, as a moment later Queenie appeared from the crowd, wearing a beautiful pink dress decorated with diamonds. By one side she dragged Kowalski (who now had paperwork claiming he was a squib, which Percival was almost certain had been forged), and by the other she held onto Tina, who was wearing a midnight dress that matched her sister's.

Newt was still sobbing, and Percival squeezed his shoulder, risking a glance into the case, terrified of what he might see. What he saw was a scarf, a few clothes, and a handful of muggle books.

"What's wrong Newt?"
The noise Newt made in response was undecipherable, so Percival turned to Queenie.
"I don't know what's wrong." He told her. She crouched down, looking into Newt's eyes, and hiccuped slightly. She smiled a moment later in understanding.
"You poor dear..." She mumbled. "I think he's had a little much to drink."
"I only gave him two glasses of wine." Percival murmured.

"So did I." Said Tina.
"And me." Said Kowalski.
"And so did several other aurors. Newt, can you stand up for me?" Queenie asked gently, placing a reassuring hand on Newt's side as he stumbled, then slumped back into his seat.

"You're telling me Newt's intoxicated?" Percival asked.
"As intoxicated as a newt." Tina muttered with a smirk.
"Okay, alright, everyone gets a bit out of it sometimes... that doesn't explain-"
"I CANT GET INTO THE CASE!" Newt managed to sob out, before trembling again as a gasp rocked through him. "I can't feed... I can't get in so I can't feed them and they're going to be hungry and I'm sorry and I tried so hard and the last Graphorns are gonna die and.." He started sobbing harder, and Percival sat beside him, giving his shoulder a gentle squeeze. If that was the problem, it wasn’t anything serious.

"It's okay Newt. You fed them earlier this evening, before the party?"
Newt nodded quickly. "But it's not enough, not if I can't get back in, it won't help-"
"I promise you, you'll be able to get back in in the morning." Theseus said, with all the determination he could manage. There was a pause of a few seconds, before Newt nodded in agreement, trembling a little.

Percival guided Newt against his side, stroking his fingers through Newt's hair to help keep him relaxed.
"It's okay. You might find you've got a bit of a headache tomorrow, but you will be able to get in." Percival murmured, glancing at Queenie for support - she was normally good at dealing with crying people.

She sat on Newt's other side and held his hand.
"It's okay. Maybe you should go home."
"I'm meanna dance with Percival. Promised." Newt protested. Percival considered for a moment, then swept Newt up into his arms and held him to his chest, rocking him slowly as they made their way around the room. Once Newt was satisfied they had danced, Percival apparated away from the party with Newt, laying him down in bed and fetching a glass of water. He was careful to make sure the case was nearby.

I actually saw this in the Graves/Newt tag on Ao3 first during my daily browsing and I was so overjoyed to see that it was for my prompt! Thank you so much, anon! It was hilarious and sweet and everything I expected and you even included my OTP. I love you!

I am so glad you enjoyed it :)

This was awesome! Though I was surprised to see Theseus in the dialogue, because he just pooped out of nowhere. But regardless, this is brilliant!

Author here: woah theseus really did appear out of nowhere: that line was meant yup be spoken by Percival and I will fox it on ao3. For here, no editing means I can't get rid of him

It also means I can't fix my terribly spelt message - that line was meant TO be spoken by Percival, and is now FIXed on ao3. Go away Theseus. You don't even go here.

Haha it happens. I still loved it though :D

Very sweet and funny - I had a slight fear that drunk Newt would disgrace himself on Percys shirtfront if swayed in his arms, but no, it was a very gentle and romantic ending. Awww.

Someone seems to have already filled this prompt, so I hope no-one minds it that I'm working on a fic based on this too.

I was the writer of the other fill, and am desperate to see what you come up with :D write away!

Oh, I'm so glad and relieved to hear that! :) I was worrying that you'd mind.

Here's my fill. http://archiveofourown.org/works/9609197

So lovely!!!!!!!

Prompt Post #2

Gen or any pairing - Drunk!Newt

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Fill: Intoxicated as a newt

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Re: Gen or any pairing - Drunk!Newt

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