Prompt Post #2

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  ROUND 2

Seeing as we've reached 4,000 comments in Round 1, it's time to make a new one. Same (lack of) rules apply. Gentle reminder to everyone to refrain from posting extremely long prompts, though. While no word limit will be imposed, take note that it is very unlikely for someone to fulfill your prompt if your prompt alone is already several paragraphs long and containing a number of specifications.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-(01/14/2016) We now have a TRADING POST where you can exchange fills with people. 
-The prompt freeze is over! You may resume posting prompts. The next freeze is scheduled on February 8, 12:00 AM (PST) or if this round reaches 4,000 comments; whichever comes first.
-Due to popular demand, we now have our first couple of rules!
RULE #1: No prompt must exceed 250 words. Any prompt that exceeds that WILL be screened.
RULE #2: Please state RPF in the subject line if your prompt involves real people.
RULE #3: No kinkshaming.


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Comments

Re: Disaster and Mayhem

[(Anonymous)]

I know exactly what must have happened. Somehow, through some unspeakably evil magic or treason, the worst thing that could possibly befell any government has happened. The coffee is GONE!!!

Luckily Jacob has been experimenting with coffee cake, so he has a few sacks that can tide the MACUSA over for a few hours

Re: Disaster and Mayhem

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, yes, and Newt is so confused because there is plenty of tea so what's the problem?

Re: Disaster and Mayhem

[(Anonymous)]

Even better, there's nothing BUT tea. That's what happened to the coffee, some poor sod was trying to impress the MACUSA's resident magizoologist by turning coffee into a nice earl grey but they massively overdid the spell and now ALL the coffee in the building is tea. Newt is a little confused but mostly grateful that people like him enough to make such a sweet gesture, even if they did go overboard. Of course, he's more than willing to share

Graves is going to kill the people that did this as soon as they're out of Newts sight because he is not having a good decade.

Re: Disaster and Mayhem

[(Anonymous)]

OP here, I fully support what those guys up there said ;)