Prompt Post #1

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 ROUND 1

FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Newt, accidental prostitution

[(Anonymous)]

Newt is used to making shady deals: more specifically, he doesn't realize that having to trade his body for information/creatures is wrong and should never be done, ever. So when another character finds out, they are horrified and try to explain to Newt why he shouldn't do that anymore. It can be crack (like Newt going "Oh, he gave me the erumpent milk I was looking for, all I had to do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose :D" and jacob going "ಠ_ಠ") or serious.

Re: Newt, accidental prostitution

[(Anonymous)]

oh god, I laughed

Re: Newt, accidental prostitution

[(Anonymous)]

Oh shoot I can't handle this this is too hot...

Re: Newt, accidental prostitution

[(Anonymous)]

Sweet baby Jesus. Someone has to fill this.

Re: Newt, accidental prostitution

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO omg newt would