Prompt Post #1

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 ROUND 1

FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Newt/Graves, Shaving porn

[(Anonymous)]

Newt was on some kind of long research journey deep in the desert/mountains/forest/jungle/far away place for six months and like...shaving? who has time.

So he comes back to america looking like some hobo mountain man only his beard is very patchy and scraggly and generally terrible all around and Percy takes one look at his boyfriend and is like ‘babe no.' So he apparates them back to the apartment and frog marches Newt into the bathroom with a look on his face like he’s prepared to stop at nothing to Defeat The Evil

and natch Percy still uses a straight razor and Newt gets a very close intimate shave and relaxing face massage and this + he hasn't seen Percy in six months means he ends up very turned on and squirmy by the end of it

Re: Newt/Graves, Shaving porn

[(Anonymous)]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Re: Newt/Graves, Shaving porn

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm wondering if you know my brother, he's the proud owner of the World's Stupidest Beard. And of course now I'm picturing Newt with that same ridiculous half-assed beard with half of it on his neck.

Re: Newt/Graves, Shaving porn

[(Anonymous)]

Well Eddie himself apparently looks like this with facial hair -> http://sirredmayne.tumblr.com/post/58920846513/i-do-not-understand-eddie-redmaynes-stubble

not, maybe, quite as horrible as either my prompt or your bro, but still...disconcerting. He's clearly a man meant to be baby-faced and it's not a Great Look when he isn't.