Prompt Post #1

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 ROUND 1

FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Confident!Ace!Newt/Any or Gen, Acephobia

[(Anonymous)]

So this can be modern au (it might fit a bit better but who knows?) or in canon era, but basically i want someone propositioning to Newt in a bar, and when he turns them down, they say they can switch themselves up for him (guy to girl or vice versa) and Newt says he's still not interested.

it goes on for a second before Newt finally just blurts out he's asexual, and quite clearly, not interested. by some strike of fate, they know what that means, and proceeds to be a total ass about it with all the general shit aces hear (if you don't know you can really easily google it) while still trying to take him to bed and newt just...

tears into him.

in his polite way, of course. though all that means at this point is not calling them a fucking asshole, but that's gotta count for something, right? and he's totally sure of what he's saying, no stuttering even, just quiet fury.

bonus if what sets him off is something along the lines of "i'm sure i could fix that right up." (referring to the lack of sexual interest)
and newt just fucking goes "I'm not broken, thank you very fucking much"
2x bonus if whoever he's with is in quiet shock for a second because newt only talks like that when someone's being a real ass about his creatures.
3x bonus if said person is graves

(doesn't have to be slash, although it's not unwelcome)

Re: Confident!Ace!Newt/Any or Gen, Acephobia

[(Anonymous)]

+INFINITY!

...re: eras, the term asexual was coined in the 1940s - so it would actually fit at the end of the Fantastic Beasts pentology of movies (the last is apparently going to be set in or around 1945?).

Re: Confident!Ace!Newt/Any or Gen, Acephobia

[(Anonymous)]

(OP) That's awesome! Thanks for the knew knowledge! :D

Re: Confident!Ace!Newt/Any or Gen, Acephobia

[(Anonymous)]

I would enjoy the hell outta this!