Prompt Post #1

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 ROUND 1

FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Misfire Fill

[(Anonymous)]

Grindlewald cackled as he beheld the beautiful diamond ring resting in pride of place of the magical jewelry shop's window. A small card propped up next to it read "this goblin-made ring allows whoever wears it to break through any wards they encounter."

"Hellooo thing I had no idea I knew I wanted!" he exclaimed, drawing his wand and barging through the shops door. The shop clerk immediately barricaded herself in the stockroom, giving Grindelwald the perfect chance to take a look around without being pressed for time. There were a lot of interesting items available, but nothing as useful as the ring. Maybe he would come back another time and grab a few more items.

However, just as he was about to pluck the ring off of its little velvet pillow, something small, black, and fuzzy rocketed past him and snatched it from right under his nose. It took a few moments for Grindelwald to process what had just happened.

"Where the FUCK did that niffler come from?" He asked no one in particular.

Re: Misfire Fill

[(Anonymous)]

And no I'm the one who misfired. My bad, I shouldn't meme on a phone after midnight.

Re: Misfire Fill

[(Anonymous)]

I am the hellooo poster above.

I loved this misfire fill and I love YOU, so there.

(Filling misfired comments as prompts is one of my favorite weird kink meme traditions. Which is not too imply that any of them are not weird.)