Prompt Post #1

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 ROUND 1

FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Re: 1776 AU

[(Anonymous)]

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a muggle. That two are called professors. And that three or more become MACUSA! And by Merlin, I have had MACUSA. For hundreds of years muggles and their bloody governments have gaoled, cullied, and diddled wizardkind with their crimes against us! Witch hunts. King James's Daemononlogie. Salem! And still, this MACUSA won't grant any of my proposals on ruling mankind, even so much as the courtesy of open magic use!

MERLIN'S BEARD! What in hell are they waiting for!?"

"Sit dooooooooooooown, Graves! Sit dooooooooooown, Graves! For Merlin, Graves, SIT DOWN!"

"Someone needs to keep the magic hidden!"

"It's already the 20s, have mercy, Graves, please, and for Merlin, Graves SIT DOWN."

"Someone needs to keep the magic hidden!"

"Yes yes yes, awaaaay from the no-maj, awaaaay from the no-maj - but it's hard as hell in New York City now!"

"I say vooooote yes! Voooooooote yes! Vote for magic and wizardryyyyyyyyy. I say vooooooote yes!"

"Sit down! Graves!"

"Vote for magic and wizardryyyyyyy!"

"Can't we compromise here?"

"Vooooooooote yes!"

"No, never no-maj here!"

"Vooooooooote yes!"

"Oh for Merlin's sake, Graves, SIT DOWN!"

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I know 1776 way too well.
... I'll see myself out.

Re: 1776 AU

[(Anonymous)]

I'M CRACKING UP WTF

Re: 1776 AU

[(Anonymous)]

Please excuse the OP as she dies of pleased laughter from this glorious fill.

Re: 1776 AU

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if I'm pleased with myself or completely ashamed that I wrote this from memory of the song, but I'm glad it made you laugh!

Re: 1776 AU

[(Anonymous)]

this is BASICALLY a fill and i love it way too much :D