fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

5 of the niffler's greatest heists + one time Newt helped him

All hail Newt Scamander, the Regularly Burned, Breaker of ~~chains~~ Suitcases, Mother of ~~Dragons~~ ~~Occamies~~ Nifflers.

DO IT.

It totally is.

Newt discovers a new magical creature on his travels. It looks like a bunny. It acts like a bunny. It has the ability to traverse multiple realities like a ...wait. He names it the Meta-Rabbit as a species. He names the individual Bugs.

Or: the blatant excuse to drop Newt and his Case into various other fandoms and see how he copes with each new environment.

Some suggested universes/realities:
~ Guardians of the Galaxy/M.C.U.
~ The Hobbit
~ Star Wars
~ My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
~ Garrett, P.I.
~ Disney Princess Franchise
~ This KinkMeme.

OP could see this as a round robin type each take up an episode every time he gets dragged into a new verse thing, but single author fill or art fill: fill's a fill and all are welcome.)

Newt has never been interested in sex. Companionship? Yes. Cuddling? Sure. Erections? Not so much. It's not until Graves mutters, "I'd take you like a erumpent in heat if it got you to shut up," under his breath does his cock sit up and take notice. Newt isn't even mad at Graves' interruption of his enthusiastic lecture of erumpent mating habits because he is suddenly achingly, blindingly hard at that thought of Graves mating with him. As if he too was just another beast in the suitcase.

Or Newt was never interested in sex until Graves accidentally stumbled upon his kink and now he's fixating on "mating" with Graves like a Niffler fixates on gold.

Graves is a possessive bastard and it drives him crazy that almost immediately after sex, his lover will pop out out of bed and scurry down into his suitcase to check on his magical menagerie. In a fit of pique and a little out of his mind on possessive lust, Graves charms his balls with engorgio and proceeds to ravish Newt until he is throughly debauched and drenched. The spell, when applied to that part of a man's anatomy, goes a bit awry and Graves gets carried away. Newt loves it.

Cumsult!Newt and Possessive!Graves

Over thousands of years wizards lost their ability to communicate with magical beasts,animals and all kinds of creatures. As a result high elves,veelas,vampires and other magical beings refuse contact with humans. Humans who still have this ability are incredibly rare and coveted.
Enter Newt the first human empath in years who befriends any creature and is the perfect emissary to repair relations with the high council of magical beings. That is after apologising to him for the mess with the obscurial and trying to kill him first. Graves and Tina are appointed to protect him because there are forces at work who don't want a United magical world. Bonus for Newt being the adorable cinnamon roll that he is and Theseus having known about his little brother's abilities since Newt was born prematurely.

tina's an auror, she's probably gotten injured on the job... anything with queenie learning to deal with that over the years/feeling her sister's pain when she tries to hide it/possibly quietly blackmailing a boss who carelessly put her sister in danger

i'd love to see queenie taking care of her older sister from time to time

Newt tells his animals about his intention to ask Tina to marry him. To his shock, the niffler responds to this by going to its den and brings him a suitable ring. Because the menagerie loves Newt as much as Newt loves his menagerie.

I'd just like to see people so confused and wondering why Newts worst fear is his hero brother. Tina/newt or newt/Jacob or gen preferred (but I wouldn't really mind if it was another ship)

When Tina bursts into the meeting of all the international heads of magical state, GrindelGraves takes the opportunity of their distraction to annihilate every single representative. Then he captures Tina and the case. He thinks the content of the case could be a very useful supply and has no interest in hurting the creatures for no reason (if it benefitted him more, yes, but not for no reason).

He offers Newt a deal: the No-Maj, Tina, and her sister get to live if Newt behaves and doesn't try to run off with the menagerie. Or he could just kill the four of them and take the creatures.

The thing about naturalists and nature documentarians is that one day they can be enthusiastically watching an adorable herbavour and talkign about what an excellent sweet parent it is and the next day they can be enthusiastically watching a magnificient predator stalk, kill, and eat that same herbavour while talking about how amazingly and efficiently it does it's killing and what a tremendous bite force it has. Being a naturalist means being enthusiastic about all creatures and everythign about them (including how the kill).

Could we have that side of Newt, please?

I'm actually in the minority who is looking forward to seeing how Johnny Depp portrays Grindelwald (although I will miss Colin Farrell's version). However, I need a fic where Grindelwald gets a head injury in the subway and thinks he's a pirate named Jack Sparrow.

The first time Percival meets this Scamander character, his wallet has just been stolen by an overgrown mole (in his own *office*) and somehow has made its way to the cells, where the patrol has just brought in a guy going on and on about how he didn't try to rob a bank but is, in fact, an object of his niffler's (the hell is a sniffler) mating ritual.

It gets worse from there.

"Magizoologist, what kind of a criminal pseudonym is that"

I don't know if this is allowed but the song "Who Are You, Really" by Mikky Ekko suits GrindelGraves (and, by extension, those around him *coughCredencecough*) too well to be ignored. So if anyone has the moviemaking skills I would happily give my firstborn to see it.

So obviously Credence is super touched starved and would likely be hyper sensitive to touch especially of a sexual nature. Graves is amused by this and enjoys watching making Credence fall apart for him without ever touching his cock.

Making him come from sucking his fingers, playing with his nipples, rubbing his feet, giving him his first (and second, and third,..) hickey, petting his hair, maybe even talking and praising him to orgasm without ever touching him below the neck.

(Possibly AU) I have the beginning of a premise:
1. For many years, selkies weren't considered human and were, in some countries/states, treated as pets/property. On the books, they were classified as magical beasts.
2. Real!Graves is a selkie.

Take this in any direction you want.
Honestly, don't have to include the first part. I just need selkie!Graves.

Basically I desperately need fic where Jacob is in denial about wanting to be with Newt but refuses because he can't see himself as anything but straight. Newt offers to do a potion/spell that will change his gender at least for one night so they can have sex and Jacob can be happy.

And that's fine and all, Jacob is thrilled and female!Newt is hot as hell and the sex is amazing. But he ends up counting down to the time when Newt changes back into a dude because he prefers that Newt and realizes he's happier fucking him as a guy.

A year after the events in the movie, Newt returns to New York to give a copy of his book to Tina, as promised. Only he doesn't know that Grindelwald has just broken out of prison and taken over MACUSA, and walks right into Grindelwald's trap.

Grindelwald promises not to hurt his friends and his creatures if he gets to fuck Newt. Newt of course agrees and gets brutally raped by Grindelwald. But Grindelwald isn't going to keep his promise and starts torturing and killing Newt's creatures (maybe starting with setting Pickett on fire, oh God, I'm a monster) and raping, torturing and maybe killing (up to the author) Tina, Queenie and Jacob in front of Newt, while he's being fucked non-stop by a magical dildo in different positions and hit by the Cruciatus Curse whenever Grindelwald thinks he's gone too quiet.

I just want to see a desperate, hurting, begging, crying and totally broken Newt.

Rescue is up to the author. I can sort of see a BAMF Graves and/or Dumbledore breaking in and saving them, but I'm fine with it not happening.

*crawls back into the dumpster*

Graves is undercover in Gnarlack's bar when the polyjuice potion or transfiguration charm he's using either wears off or gets removed. The patrons (mostly people he put away at one time or other) start to beat the crap out of him and doing everything they can think of to cause him pain.
Grindelwald happens to be there and steps in to stop them, saying that he has a prior claim on Percival Graves. He takes Graves home and cleans him up. Graves is terrified and doesn't want anything from his former captor. But everything hurts, he has more than one broken bone, and he can't even stand-up on his own. He's forced to accept Grindelwald's help in doing everything (first aid, showering, undressing).
Grindelwald for his part is fairly gentle, knowing his pet can't take further physical torture, but fully expects Graves to beg for what he needs help with thank him.

Basically, I need a dark twisted relationship with Grindelwald being very possessive of his former victim, but also having a sinister gentleness that messes with Graves's head.

AU where the Second Salemers are less of a fringe religious organization, loud but ultimately ineffectual, and more of a fringe /terrorist/ organization, posing a real threat to the magical community.

Mary Lou has reason to believe that the witches are infiltrating their meetings, and thus sends Credence to get close to Percival Graves, who she suspects is one of them, possibly even one of their leaders.

Credence is tasked with finding out how many witches there are, where they tend to congregate, how to intercept their communications, and what any weaknesses might be in their plans.

He is told to do this by any means necessary, with the heavy implication that this means he's supposed to seduce Graves, because while The Cause is still heavily couched in religious ideologies, any good leader knows that morals come second to getting what you want, who cares whether it's gonna fuck Credence up real bad or not. And anyways, Mary Lou knows that all the witches are horrible perverted sodomites and Credence is exactly the kind of boy such a person would want to go after, so he's perfect.

Of course Graves immediately tries to use Credence in exactly the same way Credence is using him, but as is the way of these things they both end up with Emotions about the other one and things get very complicated very fast.

P.S. I'd prefer this AU to not involve Grindelwald, or at least not in a way that he polyjuices himself into Graves at any point, BUT it would be cool for Credence to still have magic/be an obscurus <3

When Newt goes to feed his animals for the first time since the subway incident, he definitely didn't expect to see Credence snuggled up next to a hippogriff, the niffler curled up in his arms like a teddy bear.

In other words, Credence somehow ended up in Newt's suitcase after the subway and the beasts all love him.

Grindel!Graves has Credence pushed against one of those shady alley walls and is jerking him off while whispering in his ear how great Credence's life will be once he has found the Obscurius while Credence presses his face into Graves' shoulder to keep the noise down

"Mr. Grav...Grindelwald says that Credence has helped free all the wizards and witches. He tells him that they're helping the people without magic, too. So why do so many people look at him with horror and revulsion?"

Before Grindelwald can hit him or reject him, Credence manages to get out that he was the one that killed his mother and sister. Because of this, Grindelwald maintains their relationship and, with Credence's help, takes over America.

Newt gets kidnapped by some of grindelwalds followers (or grindlewald escapes and kidnaps him) who are looking for revenge. They torture and gang rape him until he is just a broken mess. Preferably someone rescues him but it's not necessary

Gen, humor, probable fluff

Because it had to be done

The Suitcase Is A TARDIS

Fantastic Beasts and the Mysterious Meta (or Any Excuse for a Crossover)

Newt/Graves - Mating Rituals

Newt/Graves - Engorgio Charm

Emissary Newt, Graves/Newt

tina + queenie hc

Newt/Tina + Niffler. How Newt Got an Engagement Ring out of the Den

Newt's bogart is his brother

AU Grindelgraves/Newt dub/non-con, Tina's interruption lets GG wipe out international govt.

Newt is totally enthusiastic about death (like most naturalists)

Grindelwald- Talk Like a Pirate, humor

Original Percival Graves/Newt Scamander, AU

GrindelGraves Fanvid request

Graves/Credence - hands free orgasm

Selkie! Graves

Jacob/Newt - Jacob thinks he isn't gay; Newt offers to change into a lady

Grindelwald/Newt, Grindelwald wins, non-con, torture, possible character death

Graves/Grindelwald, Others- His, angst, abuse, dark fluff

Original!Graves/Credence, Credence is a spy for the Second Salemers

Credence, Newt- Surprises

Grindel!Graves/Credence, handjob, wallsex, semi-public, dub-con

Credence, Grindelwald- A Different Turn of Events, au

Kidnapped Newt noncon