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FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
The events of Fantastic Beasts occur during the Harry Potter Era.

Dumbledore asks Newt to teach Care of Magical Creatures at Hogwarts (maybe 5th year, when Hagrid was away?) Shenanigans ensue

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
ALL. of the YES to this. I can just imagine creatures causing havoc as they run through the halls of Hogwarts and I just imagine Graves is the long suffering DADA substitute teacher that is always on standby for Newt related chaos. McGonagall would just turn up and he'd just sigh and ask what has Scamander done now? Hagrid looks up to Newt and Newt is rather fond of Hagrid. Graves getting more agitated by this, he just KNOWS that having two creature enthusiasts together is a recipe for disaster. All the students who have both of them ship them because they act like a bickering married couple.

'But Percy -'
'NO, we talked about this, you cannot let the damn Nundu out of your case, I dont care how "docile" you think it is.'
'Nancy is a perfect ANGEL, how dare you.'
'Merlin give me strength.'

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
...if it's fifth year, it would be Graves vs Umbridge. Graves vs Umbridge.

This old, grizzled auror who fought Grindlewald himself, was tortured by a Dark Lord, who was responsible for enforcing magical law over an entire continent - can I see him laying the smackdown on Umbridge? Especially if she's targeting Newt? Please?

(Graves would instantly become a hero to the entire Hogwarts community. And probably glare at everyone, say 'THIS is why the USA split from England - come on, kids, let Professor Graves teach you a thousand and one ways to properly riot...')

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooh, I really wanna read this. This prompt is amazing. Wonder if Graves helps Harry with DA.

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Harry Potter and the Reasonable Authority Figure

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
This needs to happen like yesterday. especially the thousand and one ways to riot. The other teachers ain't even mad.

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Also submitting for your consideration:

Graves overhears someone sayong something negative about Newt or Magical Creatures, and the next DA class just starts with "Today we're going to talk about the time my husband managed to sublue Grindelwald, when nobody else on my incompetent team could manage it."

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2022-02-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
newt: You know the centaurs in the forest have the rights to be there as it is their home

Umbitch: *does the AHUM thingie* excuse me Mr.scamander-

Graves: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PINK TOAD POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING- oh shit there are children present...

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. This needs to be a thing

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, I think Umbridge dealing with Newt would be hilarious because someone is taking her jewlery and she knows that someway-somehow he's involved. (You can't tell me Newt would scold his niffler very much when he finds out)

Maybe Dumbledore asked Newt to come teach after what Umbridge did to Hagrid. Maybe Newt hides students in his case when Umbridge starts hunting Dumbledore's Army down. Maybe he smuggles out owls so they can deliver private letters to family and friends. Maybe Umbridge can't do anything to Newt because Theseus is the overprotective brother we all love and no matter how hard she tries, Newt always has all his permits on hand (he sends his american friends/lover constant updates and they help him out in messing with her). AND AND THE FUCKING WEASLEY TWINS NEED A RARE MAGICAL ANIMAL REALTED INGREDIENT AND IT JUST SHOWS UP. NOW I'M EXCITED BECAUSE THEIR FIRECRACKER DRAGON (Its been awhile since I've watched the movie let alone read the book I apologize for any inaccuracies) HAD TO BE BASED ON A CERTAIN DRAGON AND I'M NOT SAYING NEWT SMUGGLED THE TWINS AROUND THE MOST BUT YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

Also I'd love to see Newt and Trelawny interact please. Along with Newt and slytherins because you know he wouldn't judge based on house placements.

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-23 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OP: I love everything! You could also do 4th year, with him being around to help with the tri-wizard tournament (dragons &merpeople)
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