fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme ([personal profile] fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme) wrote2016-11-23 07:27 am
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Prompt Post #1

 ROUND 1


FUCK IT WE'LL FIGURE OUT SPECIFICS LATER

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Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
...if it's fifth year, it would be Graves vs Umbridge. Graves vs Umbridge.

This old, grizzled auror who fought Grindlewald himself, was tortured by a Dark Lord, who was responsible for enforcing magical law over an entire continent - can I see him laying the smackdown on Umbridge? Especially if she's targeting Newt? Please?

(Graves would instantly become a hero to the entire Hogwarts community. And probably glare at everyone, say 'THIS is why the USA split from England - come on, kids, let Professor Graves teach you a thousand and one ways to properly riot...')

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooh, I really wanna read this. This prompt is amazing. Wonder if Graves helps Harry with DA.

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Harry Potter and the Reasonable Authority Figure

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
This needs to happen like yesterday. especially the thousand and one ways to riot. The other teachers ain't even mad.

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2016-12-21 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Also submitting for your consideration:

Graves overhears someone sayong something negative about Newt or Magical Creatures, and the next DA class just starts with "Today we're going to talk about the time my husband managed to sublue Grindelwald, when nobody else on my incompetent team could manage it."

Re: Gen or Newt/Real Graves, Harry Potter Era!Au, professor!Newt

(Anonymous) 2022-02-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
newt: You know the centaurs in the forest have the rights to be there as it is their home

Umbitch: *does the AHUM thingie* excuse me Mr.scamander-

Graves: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PINK TOAD POOR EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING- oh shit there are children present...