fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme | Prompt Post #1

There are two ways this can go: cute and fluffy or dark, either way quite cracky.

Cute and fluffy option: Newt keeps notes on himself the same way he does for his creatures, including details of his relationship and his mate's attempts to impress him (and their successes)

Dark (TW: Non-con): Grindlegraves forces Newt (via threats or a spell) to talk as he rapes him. He expects awkwardness. What he gets is a clinical, Attenborough style narration of what is happening.

With how much Credence fawns over "Mr. Graves," Grindelwald thought that it would be simple to seduce him. However, when he goes to touch Credence for the first time, he's surprised to see Credence is scared. After a bit of prodding, Grindelwald finds out that Credence isn't a virgin because he was raped before he met him. Grindelwald decides to take things slow to show Credence that sex doesn't need to be painful. And to prove that he'd never rape Credence, he goes and hunts down the person who raped Credence and kills him in as painful and drawn-out a way as possible. It's definitely because this person ruined Grindelwald's plans, not because of any actual affection he might feel for Credence (in other words, it's totally because he cares about Credence, even if it's just in a possessive way).

There's a sex toy called the "anal impaler," which is a spreader bar, with an extendable pole in between that attaches to a dildo or vibrator. The site that sells it suggests "To be used more sadisticly, bolt or fix the spreader bar to the floor. Make them get all the way on their tip toes and then raised the dildo and insert as far as possible. If they now attempt to put their heel down to rest, the dildo will further penetrate them if they have room. If not they will be forced to remain on their tip toes totally impaled."

I want a fic where Grindelwald does this to Graves. Only, wizards had more advanced sex toys from that day, including ones that change sizes and shape inside the person and move around.

Instead of killing senator Shaw, the obscurial sexually assaults him in front of the audience.

Graves and Newt are camping for some reason. Graves finds out that Newt has never tried smores.Of course he needs to make him one.

When Grindelwald first captures Graves, he interrogates him about his life in a way that's similar to how Silva interrogates Bond in Skyfall.

the less plot the better, let's be real

The dude goes from looking like a bleached pineapple to Colin Farrell, you're telling me he doesn't immediately check himself out and have some fun?

(whether this is in front of real!Graves or not is up to you!)

Did anyone post a Fantastic Beasts and Avengers/Captain America crossover prompt yet?

The movie happened in 1926 NYC, Steve was born 1920, probably living in Brroklyn NYC.

Newt interacting with a sickly pre-serum 6 years old Steve Rogers? Either saving him from bullies or something, I'm not picky.

Feel free to throw in Bucky too!

Newt somehow gets Graves to arrest him to get out of a bad situation. Like Newt is trying to save some black market creatures, and the next thing he knows he's being followed by some shady characters. Somehow he causes a scene or does something that gets Graves to come down and arrest him, successfully warding off said shady thugs.

He finds this very effective and keeps doing it, for whatever the situation. Eventually Graves doesn't even try to arrest him, just shows up all "what now???" (Of course he secretly loves making sure Newt is alright)

Bonus:
Lots of manhandling or physical contact (I just love the idea of Newt feeling safe with Graves even though he's getting freaking arrested)

Grindelwald (not disguised as Graves) forces Credence to watch as he takes his beloved Graves against his will. Credence knows it's evil and sinful but he can't help but get turned on. Grindelwald notices Credence's dilemma and invites him to join. To Graves' surprise, Credence willingly accepts

+ if Graves is a crying sobbing mess, utterly humiliated by Credence seeing him like this
++ if Credence cries and apologizes throughout
+++ if they spitroast him

Graves and Newt are dating post-film when Theseus comes to visit. Theseus has always been regarded as the golden brother, used to getting his way, used to winning. He decides that he wants Graves, and when he's refused, Theseus takes what he wants anyway. Newt finds out and assumes Percival cheated on him, and dumps him. Percival is devastated and Newt is heartbroken. Newt eventually finds out the truth and confronts Theseus and tries to make amends to Percival. Hurt/comfort please <3

+ Graves tries to fight back, but he's not fully recovered magically/physically from his captivity, making him an easy target
++ Graves tries to explain what happened, but Newt is blinded by his relationship with his brother, and refuses to believe him
+++ Comforting Tina, Queenie, Jacob, etc. believing Graves, and trying to make Newt see the truth

One of Newt's beasts is clearly a cephalopod. One day it gets a bit excited and starts wrapping its tentacles around Newt, trapping him in place. Newt asks for Graves' help (they can be in an established relationship or not) but rather than helping, Graves is all "nah, I'll just sit here and enjoy the view" and stands back to watch the tentacle monster ravish Newt in front of him.

Newt's battle with social interactions is best explained by this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmQ6Ev0FRC0

Newt speaks parseltongue (either because of innate ability or because he taught himself to speak it over the years.) He happens to be visiting his old friend Dumbledore at Hogwarts the year that Harry's parsel ability comes to light and overhears the rumours going around the castle about parseltongue and the Heir of Slytherin....

I haven't seen one of these prompts yet. I just hae a might need to see any of the cast being kept on the edge of orgasm for hours. Or just a really long time. Maybe it's a spell. Maybe Grindlegraves loves playing with Credence. Maybe Newt got caught in a rare creature's pheromones and spent the whole evening jacking off but no matter what he tried he stayed hard and couldn't come. I just need it as filthy as you could make it!

Credence was always the poor weak one who needed his wounds healed and his pain soothed away, and Graves was always the one to provide it. But after the whole Grindelwald ordeal, it's Graves who is in the bad way, who needs comforting and taking care of and Credence is happy to give back. Not being the one in need of help this time does wonders for Credence's confidence and self-esteem.

Newt mentally classifies his friends as creatures (for example graves is a hippogryph because of his pride and how he responds to captivity, Jacob is a puffskein etc). How do they react?

What Grindelwald likes to come back to after a long day of working at MACUSA and interrogating Credence is a broken and sensitive Graves, too wrecked to do anything but whimper and cry as Grindelwald fucks him.

To make the experience even better, Grindelwald keeps him blindfolded and collared up wherever he's kept. And, he likes to deny Graves of an orgasm each time.

TL;DR Graves is Grindelwald's tortured sex slave

Graves has a pretty scary job. He apprehends criminals -- dangerous, magical criminals -- on a regular business. Newt (or Newt and Credence, if you wanna go the ot3 route) is pretty concerned about the amount of peril Graves faces on a daily freaking basis.

Could be a 5 +1 deal (5 times Graves came home beat to hell, 1 time Newt (and Credence) had to meet him at the hospital) or whatever anon wants. I'd just like to see something that focuses on how difficult and dangerous Auroring is. And also on Newt (and Credence) loving on him when he comes home.

I'd love to read Graves/Newt, but tbh ANY/ANY would be fine.

So: trapped somewhere super cold, wandless for some reason, not a couple, USTy awkwardness but it's so chillt they have to get close to conserve heat, then closer, and eventually we're talking snuggled together desperately under a makeshift blanket of those two beautifully tailored coats, and getting carefully, awkwardly skin-to-skin (but prolly just shirtless?) to maximise warmth...then eventually falling asleep all cuddled up together and waking up in a cosy snugglepile feeling safe and dealing with super obvious and mortifying morning wood rubbing up against embarrassing places.

This is so very my jam. Anybody? (Can get x rated as hell, or can just be awkward UST - don't mind.)

AU where Grindelwald got rid of Graves some other way than kidnapping and torture. Maybe one day Graves woke up to find a winning lottery ticket ("Fuck it, this job doesn't pay nearly good enough to be worth it") or he sends him on a vacation (being director of security is really stressful) or someone lost a bet ("you won't be able to impersonate me for a minute, my department of crack aurors will spot you in a heartbeat" "you wanna bet on that?")

Theseus learns from british minister who have just returned from meeting at the MACUSA that his reckless absent-minded younger brother was arrested in New York. Which is strange because some weeks ago Theseus wrote to his dear friend Percy, who just so happens to be the Director of Magical Security, that his younger brother is heading to New York, could you please keep an eye on him so he doesn't get into trouble? Surely he misunderstood something. Theseus immediately heads to US to smooth thing over only to learn that Newt and some woman named Tina are being sent to execution right now. What the hell, Percy!? And without proper trial too?!

Anyway, Theseus figures out pretty quickly that this isn't his straight-laced always-follows-the-rule-of-law friend Percy. You honestly didn't notice this isn't your boss?!

Bonuses:
- Theseus punching Grindelwald in the face because a.) you tried to execute my brother b.) you have done something to Percy c.) you are all round scumbag
- Theseus pretty much taking over Auror department to search for Graves despite not having any authority in the MACUSA. No-one realizes except Picquery, who just lets him do it
- Newt asking "So is Graves that secret boyfriend of yours mum's insisting you bring home for Christmas?" In front of everybody.

Newt Scamander and Bertie Wooster are on the same boat to New York City ... fudge the timeline all you have to in order to make it happen!

+10000000 for Jeeves being his amazing Jeevesian self

Newt sends Jacob a volume of his book after it is published. Since Jacob must not know the truth, he adds a handwritten note. The note says that this is a work of fiction/fantasy, printed at a small vanity publisher's and inspired by Jacob's stupendous pastries.

A flattered Jacob starts reading and is fascinated by Newt's prose and narrative. They inspire him with new creature-shaped delicacies, and he writes back, adding photographs and a tin of bonbons. Newt sends a thank you letter, etc. They write each other with more and more abandon, and... take it from here? Does Jacob start remembering things? Do the letters grow more intimate? Does it end in lovers meeting? Or on a more wistful note, if Jacob ends up with someone else after all? Your call!

Prompt: The mating habits of one Newt Scamander (Newt/Any)

Credence/Grindelwald, Credence/Others- Scars, angst, h/c, past noncon

Graves/Grindelwald- Sex Tape, angst, noncon

Senator Henry Shaw/Credence (Obscurial) - tentacles, non-con, public humiliation

Graves, Newt- Smores

Graves/Grindelwald- Uncomfortable Interrogation

Graves/Credence/Grindelgraves, Spitroasting

GrindleGraves, masturbation

Newt and pre-serum Steve Rogers

Original!Graves/Newt - Getting Arrested

Grindelwald/Graves/Credence

Graves/Newt, Graves/Theseus, Jealousy, Non-con mistaken for cheating

Newt/tentacles with Graves watching

Newt/Fail Relationships, song prompt "My Stupid Mouth"

Newt as Parselmouth (gen or Newt/any)

Any/Any Edging kink

Graves/Credence, taking care , H/C

Newt sees his friends as creatures

Grindelwald/Graves, non-con, blindfolding, collars, orgasm-denial

Graves/Newt or Graves/Newt/Credence -- Auroring is dangerous business

Snuggling for body warmth: Graves/Newt

Crack, getting rid of Graves

Graves/Theseus, protective brother

Crossover with P.G. Wodehouse (gen or any pairing)

Jacob/Newt, post-film, epistolary romance