fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme ([personal profile] fantasticbeasts_kinkmeme) wrote2016-11-23 07:27 am
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Theseus/real!Graves AU Two Scamanders in NY.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Theseus and Graves are in a relationship, but this isn't common knowledge (which means Newt and his entire managerie knows). They write regularly when they aren't on the same continent. When Grindelwald takes Graves' place he keeps replying to the letters but - being unaware of the relationship (the letters don't reveal it) - Theseus quickly works out that Something Is Wrong.

Which is how it came to pass that two Scamander brothers got off that boat to New York.

Bonus: Newt is quiet and awkward ...except with his big brother because siblings are always siblings and "you stole my toy hippogriff when I was six" "you stole a real one" is a perfectly reasonable conversation to be having while runnign for your life.

Re: Theseus/real!Graves AU Two Scamanders in NY.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
YES! More Theseus and Scamander bros!

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Fantastic newts and how to anthropomorphise them

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
In which Newt is an actual newt.

Re: Fantastic newts and how to anthropomorphise them

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao this is incredible

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FILL: The Newt Prince [1/2]

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Graves/GrindelGraves(/Credence) - masturbation, dirty talk

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
GrindelGraves leisurely and mockingly masturbates in front of a bound, gagged, helpless Graves while regaling him with stories of what he wants to do to Credence.

Re: Graves/GrindelGraves(/Credence) - masturbation, dirty talk

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
No no no no no - I'm already writing another prompt, but this is soooo perfect.

To other writers considering this one: please take it as I won't be able to get to it for a while. But if it goes unclaimed, I'm so on it in a bit!

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AU Grindelgraves wins the subway duel, reveals magic, has conquest hijacked by muggles

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Girindelgraves manages to avoid getting caught by the swooping evil, takes down the aurors and minister, and goes up to announce to the muggles that yes, magic is real (destroying the statute of secrecy because the newspapers and radio shows are going to get that sh*t global when there are no oblivators to stopped them before htey can start).

Problem: turns out one terrifyingly powerful wizard can't actually stand up to a mob of muggles who take this surprisingly well in stride becuase a) the destruction was caused by a kid supressing their magic which wouldn't have happened if the wizards weren't hiding like they'd done something wrong and b) the whole "Secret ministries unaccountable to the government and living in our country without paying taxes" thing pisses them off more than the magic. Which is how Grindelwald sucessfully ends the statute of secrecy and accidentally lets muggles take over the magical world. Oops.

Bonus: He leaves Tina, Newt and the people obviously with them (Queenie and Jacob) alive because "it's what Credence would have wanted".

Re: AU Grindelgraves wins the subway duel, reveals magic, has conquest hijacked by muggles

(Anonymous) 2022-02-17 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I cANT- TAXES- *WHEEZES*

also I second this

Original Percival Graves/Newt- I need to not be a virgin, like, immediately.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's a magical beast of some kind causing a big fuss in New York City, so Newt is called in to find and capture it. He's assigned to work with Graves on the case, and they hit it off quite well, actually. Only when he gets a look at the creature does he realize the problem; this particular beast becomes obsessed with virgins, and would rather attempt to "fix the problem" than be caught or tamed.

Problem is, Newt's still a virgin, and this thing isn't catchable when it's in a virgin-induced rut. Newt's a problem solver, though, and the logical answer is to get rid of the pesky virginity problem in a hurry- and Graves is the closest friend to ask for help.

Cue Newt trying to look at this clinically and logically, trying not to be too much of a bother with it, and assuring Graves they can make it quick and no strings attached while apologizing for his lack of experience- meanwhile, Graves is thinking, "I am going to rock his world and leave him so fucked out I'll be the only fantastic beast he's interested in". Because while Newt might be self conscious and sort of oblivious, Graves has wanted to hit that ever since they first met. And no one should lose their virginity 'quickly and clinically', geez.

Re: Original Percival Graves/Newt- I need to not be a virgin, like, immediately.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
YES YES YES

Beastiality (does it count if it's beast on beast?)

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Newt is definitely not breeding beasts illegally in his case. He is not deliberately creating new species. How is it his fault if some of his creatures fall in love and produce new creatures?

Re: Beastiality (does it count if it's beast on beast?)

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god yeeeeesssss

Jacob/Queenie - Trans!Queenie

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
The wizarding world has had spells to help people transition for centuries. It's a natural thing for a trans individual to pursue, in order to live more comfortably and be accepted as a part of their true gender. Queenie transitioned in her teens and is entirely comfortable with having done so. However, sooner or later, Jacob finds a picture of her from her childhood, before her transition, and Queenie has to explain a few things about the wizarding world.
Bonus points for:
- Gay marriage is also a thing among wizards and has been for centuries (bonus points for side/background Graves/Newt and exploration of all the ways in which this being absolutely normal and accepted changes the way people see both trans identity and non-straight sexualities.)
- Sort of a balance with Jacob's response - he's not actively against these things and he's generally an open-minded guy, but they're not something he's used to seeing/hearing about, and he does need a while to come to terms with it.

Re: Jacob/Queenie - Trans!Queenie

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
This is an amazing prompt.

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Graves/Newt, shovel talk by overprotective!Jacob

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
The last things Graves expects is to be woken up at midnight by a loud, angry no-maj at his door, threatening to kill him if his best friend Newt gets hurt by their relationship. It's even more awkward considering said best friend is currently sleeping in his bed, too fucked out to notice what's going on.

Re: Graves/Newt, shovel talk by overprotective!Jacob

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
PLEASE

ABO Graves/Grindelwald

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone always thought that Graves was an alpha, until Grindelwald kidnapped him.

Re: ABO Graves/Grindelwald

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
YES!!! omega!Graves is my headcanon, I love this <3

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Dumbledore/Grindelwald- Win, humor

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I always win at 'Whose Got the Craziest Ex?' because of you!"

That's the prompt.

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
the only way i can think of making this funnier is if Grindelwald is the one making this argument.

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Tina/Newt/Jacob/Queenie - sex pollen

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why inflict sex pollen on only one of the heroes when you can do ALL FOUR?

I'm really just looking for a lighthearted, reduced-inhibitions orgy, here.

Re: Tina/Newt/Jacob/Queenie - sex pollen

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yesss the quartet has fantastic chemistry together so I approve this

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Credence/Original!Percival Graves, Top!Credence, noncon, bondage

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Credence regains his human form and decides he wants to take revenge on Percival Graves. He finds Graves, who is still adjusting to normal life after being held captive by Grindelwald. Credence is stunned by how different Graves looks; his hair is longer, grown passed his ears, his face is rough with stubble and he looks like he hasn't slept in months. Regardless of these changes, Credence doesn't believe him when he says that a powerful Dark Wizard stole his identity. Although Percival does act differently towards him, he speaks in short, clipped sentences, not seductive whispers and promises. He doesn't reach out to touch Credence once. Credence is terrified,confused, furious - and at the root of everything, ensnared with every other feeling is the desperate need to touch Percival, to feel his calm and strong hands, to pin him down and pull the truth from him, desperately wanting to hope everything can be like it was before, before Graves slapped him and called him useless, back to the start, when Graves trusted him and needed him and was kind to him.

So in the midst of this emotional turmoil, Credence's Obscurial form bursts forth and takes over, pinning down Graves and Credence ravages him sexually.

Bonus points for describing how muscular and hairy Percival is, bc you know Colin is a fucking bear tbh.
It's also up to you on whether anal happens or not, could just be Credence fucking his thighs and stroking him off.
It's also up to you whether aftercare happens or not.

Re: Credence/Original!Percival Graves, Top!Credence, noncon, bondage

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
this is my cuppa tea !!!

Genderfluid!Credence/GrindelGraves

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
(I say genderfluid!Credence, but I can't imagine he would be familiar with that term so I guess it's REALLY more extended!crossdressing!Credence buuuut I suspect were he around in 2016 genderfluid would be the proper term for it)

GrindelGraves, having escaped from MACUSA takes Credence and flees to the continent, choosing to disguise himself and Credence as a husband and wife, because everyone is looking for two men.

And this would ordinarily be fine, just a disguise, only, well, Credence, ashamed though he feels about it, really enjoys being GrindelGraves' wife. Like, REALLY enjoys it. Loves painstakingly brushing out his hair, now long enough to plait or curl, applying delicate color to his lips and cheeks, loves the feel of silk against his skin, the cool weight of diamonds at his throat, the smell of perfume dabbed on his wrists. And GrindelGraves is having just as much fun spending lavish amounts of money on new dresses and jewelry and makeup and such for his beautiful bride.

The roleplay has crossed to the bedroom too, terms of endearment shifting towards the feminine, Credence greeting GrindelGraves at the door on days when he has to stay in their hiding place, dressing up for him even though there's no need to keep pretending he's a woman when they're alone, GrindelGraves' occasional comments about getting Credence pregnant that make him blush and sputter and make a small part of him desperately wish he /could/ give his lover a child.

So what happens when there's no more need for Credence's disguise, but neither of them /really/ want to stop? Credence kind of coming to terms with it would be interesting, having to admit himself that he likes it without having the excuse of needing to keep a low profile, but /mostly/ I want a lot of Credence playing dress-up and GrindelGraves and Credence both enjoying the benefits...

Re: Genderfluid!Credence/GrindelGraves

(Anonymous) 2016-12-30 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds incredible! If I was capable of writing this the way it deserves to be written, I def would.

Percival/Credence/Newt; bogarts and fears

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
The three of them come across a bogart (an assignment from MACUSA; Newt following up on a creature lead; they just happen to trip over it while on holiday; some other clever plot device), and the bogart focuses on either Credence or Newt. Graves is horrified to find that the bogart transforms into him -- crueler, colder, but never the less it's wearing his face. They deal with the creature appropriately, but the damage is done. Newt or Credence try to explain that it's not him they're scared of -- it's Grindelwald and what he did while posing as Graves. Graves tries to believe them, but it's obvious that he's deeply hurt by the turn of events.

What will it take to put the three of them back together?

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
OMG PLEASE SOMEONE FILL THIS!!!

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original!graves/newt, high school AU

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
IMAGINE GRAVES AS A SUPER POPULAR STUDENT EVERYONE'S AFRAID OF LIKE??? HE'S AN ATHLETE?? HE'S A MEMBER OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL AND HE'S SMART AND INTIMIDATING AF BUT HE HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON NEWT AND NEWT IS OBLIVIOUS BUT HE ALSO HAS A CRUSH ON GRAVES

bonus for graves being protective of newt and jacket lending abd aidhskdkksskalwll PLEASE I NEED A MODERN AU

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
i die for high school aus omg seconded like a motherfucker

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Sick!Newt and H/C TW: vomiting

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I know there have been some Sickfic prompts on this meme before, but there can really never be enough. I just need a fic about Newt getting sick or hurt and being taken care of by Tina/Queenie/Jacob/Real!Graves... Anybody. Preferably platonically, but you can do what you like.

+1 for Newt being worried about being a bother and not wanting to inconvenience his caretaker(s).
+ 10 for queasiness/vomiting because I am gross and I like that in Sickfics.

Re: Sick!Newt and H/C TW: vomiting

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
yes.... we need more violently ill Newt lol

seconded.

Newt/Percival: The Creatures Love to go to work with Percival

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
After he's found Percival recovers from his ordeal along side a very much alive Credence under the gentle watch of Newt. Newt grows to love Credence like the little brother he never had, but his feelings for Percival go deeper. Percival himself comes to fall deeply in love with Newt in turn with Credence, Tina, and Queenie being unofficial matchmakers. Newt brings out a warmth in Percival that is unheard of to everyone who knows the usually reserved and stoic Auror. Newt's creatures also grow quite fond of Percival to where a few of them start to sneak out of the case and hide in Percival coat pockets. Imagine Percival's surprise when he goes to work and finds that Pickett had accompanied him to an important meeting with the President and won't stop hugging his face, or the Niffler gets loose and Percival has to spend the rest of the day returning everyone's shiny object to them, or even the Swooping Evil happens to he hanging out in Percival's pocket and comes out just in time to scare the living day lights out of some rogue wizards Percival and his Aurors are trying to capture. Percival puts up the front of annoyance and even scolds Newt for not keeping the creatures in check, but he isn't fooling anyone because they all know he absolutely adores having Newt's other precious loves with him.

Re: Newt/Percival: The Creatures Love to go to work with Percival

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO FUCKING HARD

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Graves/Credence - Credence's bedroom

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'd been imagining that Credence doesn't have any privacy at home, but I was just thinking about it and he's the only boy. He probably does have his own room (albeit a tiny, shitty one).

Give me Grindelwald!Graves fucking Credence in his childhood bedroom with his family asleep in adjacent rooms.

Re: Graves/Credence - Credence's bedroom

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hell yes, trying not to make noise. Unf.

Dumbledore/Grindelwald + Creedence - the Baby Trap

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
So while yes, World Domination is high on Grindlegrave's list of priorities it wasn't his only reason for wanting to find the Obscurus. Albus left Grindlewald when Albus felt he had to choose between him and his family. Therefore, the solution to getting Albus back by his side is simple. He'll just make Albus a new family. The Obscurus, a child powerful enough to make his enemies tremble before him and hopefully doe-eyed and needy enough to prey on Albus' paternal instincts, is the perfect pawn.


Only then the events of the movie happen, and his perfect baby trap turns out to be a nearly fully grown man. Eh, he'll roll with it. So after vague handwaving of events at the train station, Grindlewald convinces Creedence to escape with him and seek asylum with Dumbledore.

TLDR: Grindlewald to show up on Dumbledore's doorstep with Creedence in an attempt to Baby Trap him. Against all odds, it works.

Bonus points for not dead and extremely pissed off OG Graves trying to track them down, as a world without Colin Farrell's perfect face is not a world in which I want to live.

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD *squeals* this is the best idea. ever.

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Grindelwald/Newt/Evil!Graves - Newt gets dp'ed

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Let's just pretend Graves was a Grindelwald follower anyway. Basically, Grindelwald and Graves get revenge on Newt.

Bonuses:
-They taunt Newt for not fighting back
-Newt still somehow tries to appeal to their better natures and is otherwise very pleasant to them despite the pain and torture

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded. Can I ride to hell with you?

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AU Newt's too injured to let Frank loose. Wizarding world exposed (not war) + hurt fic

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
The injured/sick!Newt stories where he took more damage during the duel than shown in film are awesome, but they often have the collapsing bit before Frank would have been set loose ...without showing hte effects of that ripple.

So could we please have one where Newt takes helluva damage in the fight, collapses before he can even suggest a way to mass-obliviate, and the result is hurt/comfort for Newt AND massive political upheval from worlwide reveal of yes magic is a thing for Tina, Queenie and Jacob?

Re: AU Newt's too injured to let Frank loose. Wizarding world exposed (not war) + hurt fic

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Percival/Newt, overprotective Theseus

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Theseus Scamander is on a warpath when he learns that his best friend sentenced his little brother to death. He knows that technically it wasn't Percival but still...Theseus sent Newt to NY because he knew Percival would protect his brother and get him and the case to Arizona.

Percival is in trouble. He has to apologise to his best friend and he's smitten with said best friend's little brother. Problem... h realises that someone hurt the magizoologist so badly in the past that it's not Theseus he actually has to convince but Newt.

Bonus:

1. Protective Tina, Queenie and Jacob who'd do anything for their precious cinnamon roll

2. Theseus is not really mad at Percival. Doesn't mean he can't play protective big brother for a while. He's a huge fan of matchmaking Newt with Percival.

3. Newt's a magnet for trouble. Luckily *all* animals and beasts adore and protect him.

Re: Percival/Newt, overprotective Theseus

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Y E S PLEASE

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Original!Graves/Either Credence or Newt or Both

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love something where Grindelwald was keeping Percy trapped in some kind of sensory deprivation tank without light or sound or smell or any kind of touch at all, and he eventually loses most all sense of self and is well on his way to going completely mad when he's finally rescued.

Just basically I want him whumped real bad and then the long slow process of rehabilitation, both physical and mental, with his chosen lover(s) helping him along the way. Probably would involve a complete overhaul of his personality, trying to rediscover who he even is after what's happened to him.

Re: Original!Graves/Either Credence or Newt or Both

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Love this idea, hope it gets filled.

Percival/Newt/Credence: Game of Throne, Khal Percival with Newt and Credence as his husbands

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Game of Thrones fusion where Percival is like Khal Drogo and both Credence and Percival have abilities like Daenerys. Credence and Newt are terrified when they learn that they are to be married to Percival, a warrior wizard with a fearsome reputation and commanding a very powerful tribe. When they first lay eyes on him, both Newt and Credence notice that despite his dark and brooding look, their is a sadness in Percival's eyes. The marriage happens and both Newt and Credence are stunned when Percival refuses to touch either of them. They come to learn that Percival himself was coerced into the marriage. Seeing Percival in a new light, Newt and Credence decide to win Percival's heart. Together they learn much like Daenerys did how to set aside fear and take the man that they want. One night, while Percival is brooding, he gets an unexpected visit from his husbands that leads to a night that all three will never forget. Throw in the dragon eggs and the iron throne, even add in mpreg. Up to the author whether Percival shares the same fate as Khal Drogo did in the books.

Re: Percival/Newt/Credence: Game of Throne, Khal Percival with Newt and Credence as his husbands

(Anonymous) 2017-03-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Please someone write this!

Newt and The Boggart

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
During Newt's time at Hogwarts, his class does the same lesson with the Boggart that Harry's class does so many years later. What does the Boggart become for Newt? How does he handle it?

Joke fill

(Anonymous) 2016-12-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
A piercing, anguished scream was heard throughout the school. Only those closest to the DADA classroom heard the babble that followed.

"NO! NO! I'M NOT ALLERGIC! I'M NOT. I CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING THAT'S ALIVE! YOU'RE NOT THE NURSE. NOOOOOOO!"

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