Prompt Post #2

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  ROUND 2

Seeing as we've reached 4,000 comments in Round 1, it's time to make a new one. Same (lack of) rules apply. Gentle reminder to everyone to refrain from posting extremely long prompts, though. While no word limit will be imposed, take note that it is very unlikely for someone to fulfill your prompt if your prompt alone is already several paragraphs long and containing a number of specifications.

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Graves/Newt - Fake Marriage or Dating

[(Anonymous)]

(Shout out to the anon who let me know I originally posted this in the wrong thread - you are an angel)

Fake Marrige/Dating trope, yes? yes?

Is Newt's expertise needed on a case and they're required to go undercover as a couple?

Did one of Newt's permits lapse and Graves promises to overlook it so long as a) Newt get's it renewed ASAP and b) pretend to be his SO at a charity event as an excuse to ward off suitors?

Has one of the new Auror's in training misunderstood their relationship and accidentally starts a rumour that they're together and the two can't be bothered denying it but secretly like to fuck with the office by amping up their interactions (only to then actually be like, oh, hey, maybe there's something to this)?

I just love this trope yo, anything goes - hit me with your best shot

Re: Graves/Newt - Fake Marriage or Dating

[(Anonymous)]

THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

Credence & Newt

[(Anonymous)]

5 times Newt went to bat for him and 1 time Credence felt powerful enough to return the sentiment.



(Preferably platonic family stuff but honestly would probably read and enjoy either way)

Graves/Tina, pretend girlfriend

[(Anonymous)]

Mashing together ideas from other prompts and fanon about Percival's family: Percy has to go to the familial home for some celebration or other and, dreading the inevitable questions about his love life (which have only gotten worse since someone successfully impersonated him and no one noticed), convinces Tina that she should come along and pretend to be his girlfriend. UST. Awkwardness. Transparent falsehoods. HIJINKS. Sexy times. Go!

Newt is a Metamorphagus

[(Anonymous)]

Newt uses it often to sneak around and free beasts. He also uses it to avoid uncomfortable conversations and interact with his beasts.

Protective big sister Chastity

[(Anonymous)]

I was rewatching the scene where Mary Lou finds Credence with the toy wand, and found it interesting that the shot kept cutting to Chastity while Mary Lou was preparing to beat Credence. I've seen so little exploring Credence's relationships with his sisters, and as a big sister myself I would love to see Chastity protecting Credence in any small ways she can.

Tangentially related ideas:
- When Grindelgraves finds Credence crying in the church, he's crying over having killed Chastity, one of the few people who ever tried to show him kindness.
- Chastity knows that Credence has magic, and helps him hide and cover up the effects.

My only stipulation is no incest; other than that I would love to see any kind of story about Credence and his big sister Charity.

Re: Protective big sister Chastity

[(Anonymous)]

Urghh please excuse the typo in Chastity's name in the last line there!

Graves/Newt, 5 times Newt surprises everyone and 1 time he doesn't, bamf!Newt

[(Anonymous)]

So Newt has travelled around the world and has probably met more creatures, humans and magical beings than most. He's made a lot of unusual friends along the way simply by being the kind, awkward, helpful and sometimes mischievous Hufflepuff we know from the movie. Those 'friends* gifted him with things/ knowledge that turn out most usueful in dire situations and keep surprising the hell out of everyone.

Suggestions:
- Being hit my a powerful curse/knife/ something similar (not killing curse!) and everyone is worried. Newt surprisingly is only bruised instead of gutted because he's wearing a mithril shirt, gifted by the dwarves for dealing with a dragon problem
- Stuck with several aurors during a storm for days, no apparition possible? Here have some lembas bread. What do you mean, elves haven't been seen for 1000 years?
- Bitten by something venomenous? No worries. Fawkes adores Newt.
- Wandless and backed into a corner? Here's some martial arts he learned from a tibetan monk in thanks for saving Dougal, the demiguise.
- Need to get somewhere really high? No apparition possible? Again?! Have some faerie dust.

+ 1: Newt uses a really dirty fighting trick and everyone immediately knows that Theseus is responsible for teaching him.

I know it sounds slightly cracky, but if it could turn out halfway serious, I'd be very happy.

Btw...the above are suggestions. No need to use all of them. Feel free to use your imagination.

Re: Graves/Newt, 5 times Newt surprises everyone and 1 time he doesn't, bamf!Newt

[(Anonymous)]

+10000000000

Gen or Graves/ any, Congratulations on adopting your first human.

[(Anonymous)]

While recovering from everything to do with Grindlewald, Percival Graves is adopted by a cat. It is the ugliest, most beat-up looking cat you've ever seen and it absolutely hates everyone but Percival.

People think it's a Kneazle or an animagus or somehow magical or something but no, it's just a rough-life alley cat that wandered into Percival's house and never left.

Re: Gen or Graves/ any, Congratulations on adopting your first human.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Graves + Grindelwald + Dumbledore, ranting about ex

[(Anonymous)]

The worst thing about his captivity were the rants Graves had to hear about Grindelwald's ex-boyfriend. Worse, some of these rants were really embarrassing TMI.

Post-movie, rescued Graves somehow meets Dumbledore and can't keep his face straight.

Re: Graves + Grindelwald + Dumbledore, ranting about ex

[(Anonymous)]

OMG! YES!

Graves/Grindelwald- Get Up, angst, h/c

[(Anonymous)]

Graves is in a situation where he's injured and far from help. He knows he needs to get up, but the pain when he tries to do so is almost unbearable. He begins to hallucinate and sees Grindelwald taunting him. Somehow this gives him the motivation to haul himself up and get to safety. Inspired by the scene with Daryl and hallucination!Meryl from the walking dead.

Re: Graves/Grindelwald- Get Up, angst, h/c

[(Anonymous)]

hmmm yes

Graves, the problems with purebloods

[(Anonymous)]

Lbr, any pureblood family probably has the same issues monarchies have-- a shit ton of inbreeding has led to a variety of genetic maladies in most pureblood families.

So, what shitty genes has Graves inherited? How does he keep it from affecting his work? Who is there to help him when his health goes to shit but the stubborn bastard won't leave work?

Sick!Credence (Gen or ANY)

[(Anonymous)]

I just need Credence having the flu or something a little worse and getting taken care of. At first he didn't want to impose on anyone but he actually secretly loves all the attention and love he is getting!

Can be gen or include any romantic relationship, I'm fine with either!

Graves/Newt, Theses&Newt or Theseus/Newt, Newt fakes his death

[(Anonymous)]

Grindelwald escapes prisons and sets out to find and kill Newt. Being able to sense imminent danger saved Newt before, so in order to get Grindelwald off his tail, he fakes his own death in a relatively public place but making sure no body could be retrieved.

Too bad he didn't have time to warn his brother and new friends in advance, so they actually believe him to be dead.

When it's safe for him to return a little worse for wear but alive, Graves and Theseus - after almost having a heart attack - turn into protective motherhens.

Bonus: Newt actually sent a coded warning but it didn't reach them in time and they never got around to read it afterwards. In the end it was better because their reactions when facing Grindelwald were genuine.

Btw, for the sake of the prompt, Theseus doesn't own a wizarding clock keyed to Newt that could show that he is still alive.

Angst is great, hurt/comfort and fluff afterwards is even better.

Re: Graves/Newt, Theses&Newt or Theseus/Newt, Newt fakes his death

[(Anonymous)]

And maybe Newt spends his time in hiding secretly undermining Grindelwald's plans where possible? :D

Loch Ness

[(Anonymous)]

Newt goes searching for the monster of Loch Ness after he's read about it in muggle books. It's up to you whether he finds something (perhaps a creature that isn't what he'd expected after his literature studies) or if he finds nothing at all because he's been reading about a myth.

Re: Loch Ness

[(Anonymous)]

If I recall correctly, Newt says in the original Fantastic Beasts book that Nessie is just a very large Kelpie, so this could totally be canon!

Theseus & Newt, possible Original!Percival/Newt, Faerie courts and politics

[(Anonymous)]

The Scamanders are one of the oldest wizarding families in Britain. Somewhere along the line some high ranking lord or lady from the Seelie Court bred into their line although none of their abilities have shown up in hundreds of years.

Theseus and Newt are the first descendants who gain notice of both faerie courts with their deeds...Theseus the war hero and incredible duelist...Newt the child of nature with his talent in taming all kinds of beasts...even those of the wild hunt. Both Seelie and Unseelie Court want to have such raw talent in their ranks and they'll do anything to get both Scamander brothers.

Bonus: Grindelwald is actually part of the Unseelie Court and takes an unhealthy interest in Newt after the obscurus desaster.

Happy end if possible!

Re: Theseus & Newt, possible Original!Percival/Newt, Faerie courts and politics

[(Anonymous)]

Have we seen the faerie courts in FBawtft fandom, yet? This has so much potential.

Graves/Credence Prostitution AU

[(Anonymous)]

I need a prostitution AU asap. I'm honestly desperate for anything at this point, but I would love it if Graves ends up getting desperate and going out to find a prostitute for the night, but gets wayy too attached to Credence, and gets super possessive and protective of him.

Newt/Real Graves, Mr. Graves

[(Anonymous)]

Newt calling Percival Mr. Graves during sex. Bottom Newt

Original!Graves/Newt - Lord of the House of Black

[(Anonymous)]

Graves' mother was from House Black, one of the Sacred Twenty-Eight.

...years later, after Sirius Black dies, and elderly Graves finds himself (quite accidentally) Lord Black. (His husband, Newt Scamander-Graves, laughs and laughs and LAUGHS).

Cue Graves descending on the British Wizarding World with all the grace and subtly of an elephant as he kicks ass, takes names, and gets stuff done.

Re: Original!Graves/Newt - Lord of the House of Black

[(Anonymous)]

Imagine Harry asking if is he supposed to call Graves an uncle or something?

Scamander Twins - Hitachiin Twins Style

[(Anonymous)]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e8/24/c8/e824c83b7d38d7daeacca028da736ec3.jpg

Just any situation where the Scamander twins need to act out forbidden-brotherly-love in public.

+ extra cheesy lines.

Re: Scamander Twins - Hitachiin Twins Style

[(Anonymous)]

...sudden mental image of original!Graves getting a nosebleed.

Graves/Grindelwald - Dinner, non/dubcon lapsitting

[(Anonymous)]

After Grindelwald conquers MACUSA, he throws a celebration for his followers. Graves, he has sit on his lap while he feeds him off his plate.

Re: Graves/Grindelwald - Dinner, non/dubcon lapsitting

[(Anonymous)]

I need this like air!

Original!Graves/Newt - Graves is turned into a Magical Creature

[(Anonymous)]

Grindelwald found it very amusing to transform the original Percival Graves into a magical creature.

While raiding 'Grindelgrave's' house, creature!Graves is discovered - and promptly adopted - by Newt Scamander, who can't help but coo over how gorgeous said creature is.

No one's been able to figure out that said creature IS Percival Graves. Graves is going to tell them - but first, more behind-the-ears scritches.

+ If Graves has been transformed into a dragon. (Newt practically explodes with happiness).

Credence/Newt/Graves: A/B/O - Inter-oriented Newt

[(Anonymous)]

Newt was born inter-oriented-- he has both a knot and a self-lubricating ass. Rather than forcing surgery on him, his parents let it be and allowed him to decide what orientation he was. Newt struggled with it, never able to find a partner who was willing to accept both his alpha and omega nature.

Then he finds alpha!Credence and omega!Graves. Not only are both 100% okay with Newt's mixed orientation, but they welcome him into their bed and their relationship. Happy, fulfilled threesomes all around. Specifically with Newt fucking Graves while Credence fucks Newt.

Original!Graves/Newt - Hades and Persephone

[(Anonymous)]

Graves is Hades. Newt is Persephone.

Re: Original!Graves/Newt - Hades and Persephone

[(Anonymous)]

YES PLEASE x10000000

Graves/Newt, Creature attacks

[(Anonymous)]

One of Newt's creatures gets the magical equivalent of rabies. He keeps insisting he'll find a cure, even as the creature becomes more violent.

Eventually it attacks and badly wounds Graves. Newt realizes the creature has to be put down.

I'd prefer if Graves is sympathetic-- although he's not happy it took him getting ravaged for Newt to see sense, he understands that Newt is very close with all his creatures and that this is painfully hard for Newt.

Graves/Credence Musician!AU

[(Anonymous)]

The Barebone kids are a modern Gospel/CCM group forced into performing by their mother who goes all Joe Jackson on them when they're not up to snuff.

Except- Chastity is a sex addict, Modesty is a foul mouthed budding junky and Credence is a flaming homosexual with a daddy kink the size of the Grand Canyon.

Graves is a punk musician, and also semi out and proud (think Lou Reedish but much younger?) and his eyes meet Credence's across a crowded industry party...next thing you know, Credence is finding his voice under Grave's secret "mentorship"

Bonus- their mom makes them wear virginity jewelry

Re: Graves/Credence Musician!AU

[(Anonymous)]

This gives me life. 10000x yes please

Newt, crack?

[(Anonymous)]

Newt doing wierd, random things with his animals

Ex)
Tina: Why is your niffler wearing a suit?
Newt: *hugs Niffler to Chest* he's getting married

Re: Newt, crack?

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm imagining a Newt-Leslie Knope fusion. And I love it. :D