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Creature Shaming

(Anonymous) 2017-03-28 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Someone (Percival? Theseus? Newt himself?) has had enough of the creatures behaving badly. So they take some photos with signs explaining exactly what the creatures have been up to.

+ These are wizarding photos.

Re: Creature Shaming

(Anonymous) 2017-03-28 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Theseus had always told Newt that talking to creatures was the first sign of madness. Newt couldn't believe that. If nothing else most people said it was talking for yourself, and Newt had been showing signs of madness a long time before he started to the creatures. Anyway mum talked to the hippogriffs. Thinking about it, mum was probably not the best example. But anyway - finding his lover giggling at a fruit was probably a very concerning sign.

"Percival?" He asked cautiously, approaching him warily, both hands raised to show his lover that he didn't pose a threat. "What's going on?"
Percival turned the pineapple to face him. Newt noticed two things - the first that someone had drawn a frowny face on the pineapple, and the second that there was a note hanging from one of the leaves saying "I am an asshole".

Percival smiled at him.
"Wanted to complete the collection. Seraphina says I'm not allowed in the cells to do this, even if it's a good reason."
"The ...the collection?" Newt frowned a little. It wasn't unusual for him to have no idea of what people were saying, but he could normally follow what Percival meant at least.

Percival reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of photographs, spreading them across the table. The first was the niffler, who was busy counting some coins and seemed oblivious to the paper standing beside it which declared 'I robbed a bank'.

The next photograph appeared to be Dougal's nest, although it was rocking slightly. A sign hanging from it said 'I lay in the middle of the floor and turn invisible.' An extra note had been added: 'and I was refusing to be visible for the picture'.

The last photograph was Newt himself, asleep in bed with his arms sprawled out. There was a piece of paper beside him. 'I released magical creatures in New York. And I hog the bed.'

"When did you take this?"
"A few days ago..." Percival shrugged. "I quite like watching you sleep. And anyway, I'm right, you do hog the bed." He pointed at the photograph.

Newt pressed his lips together in an attempt to hide his smile.
"I can't argue with the evidence. So what is this?"
"Seraphina said I needed a hobby. She brought me a camera." Percival slipped a small object from his pocket and then cast engorgio to grow it back to its correct size. "I've just been trying to get the hang of photography. Your creatures are the perfect subjects."

Newt considered and then nodded.
"I'll help you."


It was only a couple of days before they needed their next sign. It was for one of the occamy, who had managed to make her way into the erumpent's enclosure. That in itself wouldn't be a problem - erumpents were herbivores, and occamy were insectivores, so they weren't in direct competition. The problem however was that she had grown to take up three quarters of the enclosure, and was refusing to shrink back down. Percival got his camera, as Newt wrote the sign.
'I'm enjoying being huge too much to let mummy put me back in the nest'. The photograph was taken and then they continued in their efforts to shrink her back down.


It was Percival who got a sign next - Newt snuck into his office while he was hard at work, and floated a piece of paper over towards him, snapping the photograph before he looked up to see it.

When the photograph had been developed, Newt watched as Percival-in-the-image snatched the paper, read 'I'm too busy working to notice my boyfriend', ripped the message to shreds and then did a rude gesture to camera.

Real Percival laughed, and added it to the photograph album.


The nundu's one said simply 'I eat everything'. Unfortunately, the sign did not remain legible for long because the nundu devoured it, pieces of paper floating through the air in front of the image.


The niffler became a star of so many he could have had his own album. Most of them were for stealing Percival's watch. Or Seraphina's wand. Or Percival's tie pin.


The aurors were all crowded around Newt when he came in to see Percival, bringing the now infamous photograph album with him. The door opened and Queenie walked in, carrying a tray of tea for everyone.
"What've you got there?" She asked. Newt turned it towards her and she giggled, then reached out and poked him in the arm.

Tina arched an eyebrow, and Queenie let them take the photograph, holding up the sign.
'I read people's minds when I'm not meant to.'


Pickett was ranting at Newt one day when Percival climbed into the case.
"What's wrong?"
"He's lecturing me again about safety. Would you get a photograph of us for your collection?"
Percival nodded.
"What about 'I tell off my human'?"
"Perfect." Newt replied, and took the paper he was offered without looking at it. Percival snapped the photograph before Newt realised what he had been handed was a sign saying 'I am a bad tree'.


Re: Creature Shaming

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The Ministry knows how to deal with Newt

(Anonymous) 2017-03-28 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
So, the Ministry of Magic need to take action against Newt for whatever reason. Maybe they're bowing to international pressure over him 'releasing' magical creatures in New York or there's been another incident since then.

They publically announce that they're going to banish him to the 'Dark Mountains of Doom' (or wherever), a treacherous place where more wizards die then come back alive. He will be alone, with no support or contact with others. If he's still alive in three months, he will be allowed to return but he will be wearing a tracker so that everyone knows he stayed there.

The international community is satisfied with this almost certain death sentence. The Ministry is united in this punishment, with even Theseus Scamander agreeing with it and refusing to plead for leniency, he even states that his brother deserves such a thing for his crimes. Newts friends at the MACUSA are horrified and one way or another, are going to save Newt from this fate.

Newt is overjoyed that he’s getting permission to return to where he was stationed during the war. He can’t wait to see his dragons again and meet their hatchlings without any threat of fighting. He’s been petitioning the Minister to be allowed back there for years.

Re: The Ministry knows how to deal with Newt

(Anonymous) 2017-03-28 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughing helplessly*. Of /course/. In one fell swoop they 'punish' the unruly Scamander and get him to STOP SENDING THEM PETITIONS to be allowed back into the 'Forest of Death'.

I suddenly am having Monty Python flashbacks.

MACUSA: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Newt: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

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Sort Of A Fill

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Mata Hari Credence Barebone, Credence/Grindelwald

(Anonymous) 2017-03-29 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I suddenly remembered reading an old epic length HP fic posted years ago that had Dumbledore & others sending in a pretty boy Original Character to seduce Grindelwald and spy on him.

Okay, I want that, but with Credence.

Newt/Graves Old Habits Die Hard

(Anonymous) 2017-03-29 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm reading an excellent book (The Name of the Wind) and in that book the main character is homeless for a while and mentions how when he eats an apple, he east the whole thing, core and all and how sometimes all he ever got was the core. He doesn't wallow in self pity or anything, it's just what he did to survive.

I want to see post-movie Graves having some such habits from his extended time with Grindelwald, maybe reinforcing habits from his childhood. Newt starts to notice these habits and instead of calling him out on them, or pitying him, or making fun of him like some people, just goes with it and helps Graves eventually move past them.

Can be just friendship.

Newt/Percival, recovery and angst

(Anonymous) 2017-03-29 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever been the person in a group of people who remembers all the little things about everyone but no one remembers anything about you? I have, it sucks.

That's Graves.

He remembers all his auror's birthdays, partner's and kids names, important and insignificant information. He knows how they all take their coffee, their favorite foods, etc.

So when he gets captured, he thinks this is going to be easy. Feed Grindelwald a little harmless false information and bam! Rescue. So he tells him things like he prefers his coffee black instead of with cream and sugar or that his favorite food is something he actually can't stand.

Only NO ONE NOTICES. So when he is rescued (by Newt and his creatures), broken and battered and starved, his trust is shattered. Can he stay at MACUSA? Or will he accept Newt's offer to travel the world with the one person who figured it out?

Credence/Original!Graves, non-con not on purpose

(Anonymous) 2017-03-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Post film, Original!Graves is rescued, Credence is alive and starting to learn magic. He starts to develop feelings for Graves but he is repressed and clueless. He finds a spell or portion in that he thinks is a love potion but it is actually the wizard equivalent of a roofie. He doses Graves with it and when Graves is all weak and pliant he has sex with him awkwardly (top!Credence, please).

After, Graves realizes what happened and someone informs Credence just what he's done (Newt? Tina?). Credence is horrified.

Newt and Graves were starting a relationship, how does this violation impact them?

Newt/Percival + Credence, suburban serial killers

(Anonymous) 2017-03-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
a (modern) au where percival and newt are the new, cute gay couple who just moved into a home in a quiet suburban neighbourhood. everything is normal, the neighbours love them and their dogs, and everyone's just generally accepting of their relationship even if they are kind of weird (odd hours? sounds coming from their basement at three in the morning? suspicious lumps in the garbage?). It's not overly alarming, so nobody really does anything about it, and all is Good. But there's a catch: you really should've payed more attention to the oddness, because maybe they're serial killers, maybe they're cannibals, maybe they're vampires intent on starting a new clan, who knows- the point is, soon after they move in, people start disappearing. and Credence, the young boy living next door, is Onto Them.

Re: Newt/Percival + Credence, suburban serial killers

(Anonymous) 2017-03-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I read this and just thought it'd make a brilliant Fright Night fusion. To keep Graves under control, Grindelwald had him turned into a vampire and the MACUSA felt so guilty afterwards that (as long as he didn't hurt any witches or wizards) they were willing to turn something of a blind eye towards his condition. Of course, Newt was one of the few who treated him like he was still a person and after they fell in love, Newt willingly allowed Percival to turn him so they'd never be alone.

Thing is, it's been almost a century since then and their grasp on humanity has slipped a lot as they watched their friends and family grow old around them. Neither of them are that bothered about eating people anymore and it really is more convenient (and tasty) to drain a homeless man than it is to sneak around stealing blood bags from a hospital. Especially when the bags always taste stale and Percival hates the idea of Newt, his shining (metaphorical) sun, being forced to exist on such a diet.

He did promise to take care of him for all eternity, and it's not like Newt actually likes humanity as a whole anyway.

Credence could actually still be Credence reincarnated and the happy couple are just so thrilled that they'll be able to save him this time. Whether he needs saving or not.

Credence/ANY, praise kink + humiliation

(Anonymous) 2017-03-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
idk, something in which credence is made to accept praise despite his embarrassment? or anything along the lines of D/s praise kink, with an optional side of humiliation. i'd prefer slash (not gen or het) but i'm cool with anything 👌

+1 tears, blushing, &/or stammering

A Good Nest - Creature Rescue

(Anonymous) 2017-03-31 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Graves is rescued and back at work. He's limping and his arm is in a sling but he's fine dammit, don't you have a report to finish?

For Reasons, Newt helps them with some sort of creature smuggling and one of the rescues (I'm partial to an occamy) is traumatized and distressed and somehow decides that its new safe place is curled up in Percival's sling.

To everyone's shock, he allows it, even though having the creature there, small as it was, must cause some pain.

Gen or Newt/Percival

Re: A Good Nest - Creature Rescue

(Anonymous) 2017-03-31 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!!! I have a need!

A Tiny Problem (1/?)

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Graves/Newt: Someone tries to manipulate Newt, his loved punish the offender.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-31 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A young newbie from MACUSA tries to manipulate Newt for his impressive connections. Newt's war hero brother is head auror in the ministry and MACUSA is indebted to Newt after Grindelwald. So yes... impressive.

The person's plan was to get what he/she needs from Newt then ditch him when he's no longer useful.

What the little upstart never expected was that while Newt is oblivious, his friends see through this person intentions.

They sabotage him/her at every turn, the person never suspects and think its just bad luck. The newbie tries to win over Percival Graves too but is convinced that the man hates him/her.

It isn't long before the arrogant newbie realizes the jig is up. Powerful enemies are made by targeting Newt and those enemies happily burn the person's promising career to the ground.

Obscurial in Sudan

(Anonymous) 2017-04-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can someone *pretty please* write me some angsty backstory about the Sudanese girl and how she came to develop an Obscurus and how her family and friends and neighbors reacted and how Newt came to try and fail to rescue her??? I am in need of some serious angst right about now...

Percival + Marty OR Jerry, humour

(Anonymous) 2017-04-01 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
i NEED an au where form some reason (a cursed object, a misfired spell, etc) Original!Graves ends up switching places with Jerry (Fright Night) and/or Marty (Seven Psychopaths) in the middle of MACUSA, or maybe they travel through the multiverse and all end up in the same place. The point is, hilarity ensues.

Newt/any or Newt/original!Percival - soulmates

(Anonymous) 2017-04-01 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Newt's words seem to expect a specific skill that he just doesn't have no matter how much his parents pushed. So they somehow convince Newt that his soulmate is actually Theseus' (who does have said skill) and he's got the words so he can introduce them.

Theseus kind of goes along with it as the words sound kind of threatening/dangerous and he just wants to protect him.

So when Newt meets his soulmate (which reveals it's an honest mix up/completly innocent), he tries to introduce/match him up with Theseus. Now Theseus has to explain why Newt doesn't believe his soulmate is his soulmate and convince Newt of it as well.

The skill could be duelling, fencing, Quidditch, hunting,...

Re: Newt/any or Newt/original!Percival - soulmates

(Anonymous) 2017-04-01 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, these words could be something like - 'You defeated the darkest wizard of our time, single-handedly ruined his plot and saved my life. Please, call me Percival.'

A phrase that really does seem more fitting to the 'war hero' Theseus instead of the Newt

Re: Newt/any or Newt/original!Percival - soulmates

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Newt - Natural Imperio

(Anonymous) 2017-04-02 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
The reason why Newt avoids eye contact with humans and tries to send as much time as possible with animals is because he's a natural Imperius, just like how Queenie is a natural Legilimens.

It wasn't so bad when he was younger but as he grew up, it got worse. It's why he took the fall for Leta, it may have been her actions but it was his throwaway comment that made her do it. He doesn't mean to control people, he hates that he's doing it but since HP revealed that people feel blissful under Imperio, it can be really hard for him to tell.

Imperio works on animals too, but since that lets him get close enough to look after them, he doesn't feel as guilty. People and creatures that have been around him for a while can resist (like his family and Pickett) but most humans are too terrified to get to that point, whether they realise what's going on or not.

Gradence: Kingsman Style

(Anonymous) 2017-04-03 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So many ways this can go, but here are a few ideas:

A) Credence grows up much like Harry with the Dursleys. He spends the school year at Ilvermorny receiving a magical education, only to return to Mary Lou Barebone and her tender mercies during the summer. Through some A+ parenting (re: manipulation), Mary Lou ensures Credence remains with the church, swallowing his magic and taking his medicine (re: consenting to her beatings to spare his sisters).

Everything's going, well, not fine, but Credence has it handled...until a magical accident puts him on MACUSA's radar.

Cue Graves choosing Credence as his candidate in the Auroror trials.

B) Whatever. Just as long as we get to see Graves mentor Credence a la Harry and Eggsy, all the while showcasing Credence's capabilities...

Newt + Percival - The Best Tree

(Anonymous) 2017-04-03 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Pickett knows that Newt is the best tree. The other bowtruckles disagree. They believe Percival is the best tree. Adorable shenanigans ensue.

+Pickett making note that his tree is taller.

Re: Newt + Percival - The Best Tree

(Anonymous) 2017-04-04 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Awww! So cute.

I can imagine Pickett blowing raspberries at the other Bowtruckles when they disagree :P

Newt/Percival - Grindelwald's lasting torture

(Anonymous) 2017-04-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
They find Graves alive. He's hurt, he's been tortured. But the thing that worries them the most is the strange plant like thing wrapped around one arm. It turns out this is supressing his magic. If he tries to use magic it hurts him. If someone else tries to use magic on it or him, it hurts him (Tina didn't need to ever hear a person scream like that). Turns out apparating with someone with this thing on them hurts them so much they pass out.

The healers can't do anything because the spells and potions will only hurt him. So they call back Newt, who may be the only person in the world that knows what this thing is and how to remove it.

Lots and lots of hurt/comfort. Long, slow recovery under Newt's care.

Gen, Newt/Any or Newt/Original!Percival - Manipulative!Newt

(Anonymous) 2017-04-04 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
After Leta, nobody would ever be allowed to betray/leave Newt again. They wouldn't even want to. Or in other words, Newt manipulates his beasts (and siginificant other) into never even wanting to leave.

E.g. he rescues his beasts, takes care of them and promises them to let them leave when they're healthy. Of course they're welcome to stay for as long as they want to. At the same time he makes sure to tell them of all the dangers he protects them from... (and humans are just another type of beast after all)

Re: Gen, Newt/Any or Newt/Original!Percival - Manipulative!Newt

(Anonymous) 2017-04-07 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is just perfect. I absolutely need this

Percival/Any Male - rape aftermath, memory loss

(Anonymous) 2017-04-05 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Someone powerful attacks and subdues Percival and then rapes him brutally. This person then obliviates him so when he wakes up the next morning he doesn't remember a thing. But he hurts, a lot. And he's been an investigator for his entire adult life so as he starts to catalogue his injuries it slowly dawns on him what happened.

How does he deal with this? Does he have someone (Newt? Jacob?) he can go to for platonic support? Does he try to hide it and just get on with his life? Does he hunt down the bastard? All of the above?

Re: Percival/Any Male - rape aftermath, memory loss

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Newt/Percival, Experienced and Not

(Anonymous) 2017-04-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Newt is well traveled, in every sense. He travels the world and meets lots of interesting people and gets to know them. Intimately. Top, bottom, both at the same time, everything, Newt has done and loved it all.

Percival has been dedicated to his career his whole life. School was for learning. After, he'd had a one-track mind to become the best auror that ever lived with no time for friends much less romantic attachments. He's done nothing. At all. He's never so much as kissed someone, I mean, what a waste of his time!

Somehow, Newt does what no one else ever has been able to and convinces Percival to date him. Maybe post-Grindelwald Percival is reevaluating his priorities. Whatever. Newt teaches him EVERYTHING.

Re: Newt/Percival, Experienced and Not

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(Anonymous) 2017-04-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Grindelwald falls in love with Graves while holding him captive. He wants to keep Graves forever, and is obsessed and possessive. This further interferes with Graves' ability to escape (if he ever does)

+Graves crying and Grindelwald trying to comfort him even though Graves hates it

Re: Grindelwald/Graves

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Beauty and the Beast 2017 Crossover, Beast/Newt

(Anonymous) 2017-04-06 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to see a crossover with the 2017 version of Beauty and the Beast with the BatB cast being those from the film, but Newt comes across them in is own era and is the one who breaks the curse- or maybe changes the curse- it would be good to see prince Adam able to transform into his beastly form to protect Newt.

gorey vorey mess

(Anonymous) 2017-04-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
BC im just disgusting, how bout some beast, preferably large and toothy, messily eating somebody. Like, hardvore, biting off limbs 'n crunching on bones and fun stuff like that. Preferably while their meal is still alive. Maybe Credence, Newt, or Jacob? I don't really mind anyone but *shrugging noises*
Bonus if whoever is getting eaten likes it.
(if anyone actually fills this I'll love you forever)

Gen, Collective Trauma and Awesome Jacob

(Anonymous) 2017-04-07 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
For Reasons, Jacob is allowed to keep his reclaimed memories (my head cannon is the moment he sees Queenie smile at him it all comes rushing back). He is brought on as MACUSA's no-maj consultant. You know, for Reasons.

Only, the american wizards have had such fear drilled into them what with the Second Salemers bringing back horrible memories and threatening to do it all again that even the most hardened auror is terrified of Jacob.

That is, until they get to know him. I want to see Jacob charming a bunch of traumatized wizards with his open wonder and love of magic as well as delicious baked treats.

-Jacob oblivious to their fear and just being his adorable, kind self.
-Jacob not being oblivious and being consciously gentle with them.
-Newt is the magical creature consultant and he and Jacob are bffs.
-Original Graves rescue, either Jacob finds him or is the only one not guilt ridden so he's the only one who visits him in the hospital for a while.

Re: Gen, Collective Trauma and Awesome Jacob

(Anonymous) 2017-04-08 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Great prompt, all the pluses!

Credence & Graves, Cops AU

(Anonymous) 2017-04-09 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Graves is old disillusioned cop with years of experience, Credence is young eager cop fresh out of academy looking to prove himself. They are made partners. Make it happen.

- can be that they are aurors and it's still magical world